me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
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nerd
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
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You don’t fuck with the tray master
HOLY SHIT
This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.
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any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
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Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.
Thank you patient bird.
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