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  2. slightly-irritated-angel:

    loversof221b:

    iamthegarebear:

    witchbat:

    nerd

    Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

    dramantis 

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    (Source: houmatsuteki, via hotboyproblems)

     
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  5. yelled:

    me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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    (via hotboyproblems)

     
  6. pizza-eagle:

    felixontheweb:

    jacquesattack:

    You don’t fuck with the tray master

    HOLY SHIT

    This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.

    (via guy)

     
  7. emotionalempowerer:

    I could watch this all day.

    (Source: twitter.com, via dutchster)

     
     

  8. illkim:

    When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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    (via hotboyproblems)

     

  9. latinextra:

    teamwinexo:

    langsandculture:

    latinextra:

    latinextra:

    latinextra:

    any spanish speaker: cojer

    méxico and argentina:

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    méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

    argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

    méxico:

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    (pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

    méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

    argentina:

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    (concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

    spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

    argentina: 

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    Originally posted by burnhamandtilly

    (concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

    mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

    arg: 

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    (cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

    spanish speaker: h-

    argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

    (Source: dumbassrights, via guy)

     
  10. stubbornseedling:

    Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

    Thank you patient bird.

    (Source: becausebirds, via guy)